De Beste Sitatene noen Sinne...

"Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again." - Billy Idol

"Here you're just another apple. But in Japan, you're an exotic fruit. Like an orange which is rare there." - Kramer til Jerry Seinfeld

"Fotball-VM er en fantastisk oppfinnelse. Det er som å prøvekjøre himmelen i en måned." - Frode Øverli (the man)

"I scored twice against Liverpool, which is more than I scored the rest of my honeymoon." - Brian Clough

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blond." - Dolly Parton

"My lovelife is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty" - Woody Allen

"For mye fotball på TV?? Jeg sier som Sølve Grotmol: Det er for mange bøker på biblioteket også" - Arne Scheie